You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
Confidence is adorable and attractive please stop putting it down as arrogant, egotistic, conceited, etc. You’re just supporting people hating themselves because they think it’s bad to love themselves.
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh