stability:

the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1

(Source: stability)

fireandeyre:

anneboleyns:

scarlett johansson + hair

this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aries would probably be more confident if….

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aries would probably be more confident if….

colorguardpanda:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

Holy crap

(Source: assassincreeds)