i'm jillll. well actually im sam pretending to be Jill.(:

^^i will forever keep that.

Aries-Senior(2013)-ColorGuard-Dancer

 

morningwine:

are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.

Tyrion Lannister  

Everything you love is here

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i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

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